The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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