So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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