just come out here and I will go home with you...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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