I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Fuck appropriateness.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
My feet surprised me
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