Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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