How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Non-Jews are for practice
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
sex in a hospital.. check
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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