apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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