On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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