Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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