2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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