is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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