nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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