I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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