this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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