let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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