it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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