So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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