these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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