Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
