mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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