I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
