Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
