Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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