we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
