Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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