i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
