It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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