Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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