he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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