My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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