i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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