Christians are straight up FREAKS
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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