I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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