Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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