I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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