So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The adults are the big ones right?
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