I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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