so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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