What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize