I'm so fucking centered right now
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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