That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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