I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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