I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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