Pappa wants mamma naked
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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