i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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