so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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