i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
this just has baby written all over it
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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