Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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