At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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