fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Green mimosas i think yes
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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