it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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