Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize