Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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